Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Not Picking Up Your Dog's Poop? DNA May Have the Dog Poop Police Knocking on Your Door

In the latest installment of the American police state saga, we introduce to you the doggie poop police. It is now being reported that DNA tests are being conducted on dog feces to determine who is not picking up after their four-legged friends in public areas like parks and commons areas in apartment complexes.

New dog regulations in communities and apartment complexes are requiring dog owners to submit a DNA sample of their pet that will be stored in a data base. When poop is found, it will be picked up and tested to identify the canine culprit. Then punishment is delivered.

The company making this possible is called PooPrints.

Of course the tyrants at the USDA are looking for methods to identify and track the animals you own as well. In case you haven't heard, the USDA is looking at mandating ID chips for animals, which means it won't be long until the federal government is in the pet database business as well.

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