The USDA's War on Rabbit Hobbyists May Stem from Terrorist Profiling

Considering it's a slow news day, I want to put out a theory--actually it's sarcasm based on some facts. I shouldn't have to tell you that everyday across the fruited plain, the federal government is profiling American citizens who don't cause any trouble at all as terrorists.

Of course last week we had the 95 year old cancer stricken woman in a wheelchair who was told by a federal TSA thug to remove her adult diaper because there could be a bomb in that diaper. There are numerous other tales from the great American police state where other Americans are treated as if they were Al Qaeda going through a checkpoint.

Sarah Conant, she may
look like the girl next door,
but she is your average
big government bureaucratic
thug ready to stomp
on your Constitutional rights.

This makes me sad considering what our Founding Fathers fought a revolution for, ready to give up their lives so you can have freedom in this great little experiment of self government. Unfortunately, it's not just the TSA targeting Americans. It's also over bloated bureaucracies like the USDA run by eco-tyrants like Sarah Conant, a USDA agent who has decided to profile hard working Americans and make an example of them.

Her name is on the paperwork asking the John Dollarhite to fork over $90,643 in settlement fines all because he sold a few rabbits to popular theme park Silver Dollar City making an unbelievable profit of $200. It's not just the Dollarhites that have been targeted by Conant, it's magicians and Hollywood animal trainers too.

Something occurred to me yesterday. The feds are only doing this to ensure the safety of the citizens from the United States. It's obvious, if you look beyond the surface of this story in a Hemingwayesque sort of way of  what is really going on here. John Dollarhite and magicians pulling rabbits out of their hat fit the government's profile of a terrorist these days.

They are white, they are hard working freedom loving Americans who just want to be left alone, and they share a common interest with who used to be public enemy number one. Remember back in May what we learned about Osama Bin Laden?

Zarar Ahmed, 12, is a resident of the small town of Abbottabad, not far from the compound where Bin Laden had been hiding with relatives and associates for the past five years until his death at the weekend.

Zarar told how the family had even given him a gift of two rabbits during one of his visits to the $1 million home. He said: "I used to go to their house. He had two wives, one spoke Arabic, and the other one spoke Urdu. They had three children, a girl and two boys. They gave me two rabbits.

Well, these rabbits could be used as terrorist devices, so the USDA has to keep their eyes on shady guys like John Dollarhite right? All the while Tyson Chicken is pumping massive amounts of antibiotics in their chickens who sleep in their own feces.

After all, Osama Bin Laden also raised rabbits to the joy of young children. Since the war on terrorism is really a war on your Constitutional rights, John Dollarhite had to be made an example of, because he has something in common with the boogyman.

Of course, we know Al Qaeda considered putting animals on an airplane with bombs sewn inside the animals.

So perhaps instead of looking at Conant as government bureaucrat thug like so many have in recent days, just take a deep breath, smile, and admit she is just trying to keep America safe from those dangerous rabbit enthusiasts. After all, isn't that what America is really about since 9/11? The trade of your rights for the illusion of safety?

The USDA is only doing their part...