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| Ryan and Krissie Newman |
In their top-ten list of things to do during the off week, they want to help pay off the National Debt by throwing a bake sale. I wonder if Krissie Newman is in possession of the billion dollar snickerdoodle recipe that's the key to success?
1. Drive down I-71 from Cincinnati to Louisville at a brisk 65 mph just because we can. Get on and off Exit 57 to see what it’s like.
2. (Part II) Good news: our Snickerdoodles are phenomenal. Bad News: our Snickerdoodles are $1 billion each.
3. Put Space Shuttle Atlantis on display in SHR lobby to drive traffic into gift shop.
4. Hire Stevie Williams, @TigerWoods’ ex-caddie, to haul our pit equipment from track to track.
5. Take Golden Tate on a ride inside dirt Late Model for 50 laps @EldoraSpeedway.
6. Watch all six “Rocky” movies in one sitting. (Yes, even the fifth one.)
7. Research more “Anchorman” and “Animal House” clips to link in future Tweets.
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8. Continue to provide David Letterman his Top-10 Lists to offset cost of running NASCAR team.
9. Place @LadyGaga and @KimKardashian in all Tweets to increase Twitter following. SI.com Top-100 here we come!
10. Petition NASCAR to add another Sprint Cup race at @NHMotorSpeedway.
Here's a list of the Top-10 things @StewartHaasRcng might do during this rare off weekend.
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