Tila Tequila vs. Tila Tequila

It is the sex tape no one asked for.

Tila Tequila has a sex tape?  I thought that was pretty much her entire career.  And, Tila pretty much has shown every part of her body to the public over the years anyway.  Did we forget her drunken U-Stream video?

So, is she faked outrage over the so-called tape?  Please tell me she’s not trying to claim that it was just a personal tape for herself and her lovers…who happened to be pornstars.  Say what you want about Bieber or Gaga, but at least they actually do something.  Tila is merely a fame whore and this is just another one of those “Hey, look at me moments.”   

Her little, paper-thin world will come crashing down around her when people start to lose interest in her.  Hopefully, this sex tape will be the final blow (pun intended) I think one of those Juggalos hit her in the head a bit too hard.  

Superman Lives Suit testing video

Superman Lives Suit testing video

Why does the Superman suit remind me of the Mr. Freeze suit from Batman and Robin?  They were planning on using this suit in the failed reboot movie Superman Lives.  The producer of the film never wanted Superman in the red and blue suit, so this Iron Man like suit was put in its place.  It just seems so wrong. 

Then, there is that casting of Nicolas Cage...

I really need to sit down and read the Kevin Smith script.  I just have to find the time to read it. 

You can find out more about the doom and expensive project here.   http://www.supermansupersite.com/supermanlives.html

 Has this been confirmed as being a real photo of Nic Cage as Superman? 

Anna Nicole Smith: The Opera!

Ms. Anna has made it the theater! An opera based on the life story of the former Playboy model who married an elderly billionaire and tragically died of an overdose at the age 39 will now have her story told on the stage. According to CNN.com:

The life of the Texas-born stripper who married a multi-millionaire more than 60 years her senior, then spent the rest of her life fighting his heirs over his money after he died, might not seem to belong on the same stage that hosts Verdi and Puccini.



But the more Mark-Anthony Turnage and Richard Thomas looked into the life of the reality TV star, the more convinced they were that it was the stuff of opera.


"She wasn't just this dumb blonde," said Turnage, the composer. Her life "touches on so many things, it seemed to encapsulate the 21st century."


"She is fame incarnate," said Thomas, the lyricist, who's most famous for turning Jerry Springer's trashy TV talk show into an opera.


Both men see Smith's beloved son Daniel as a key part of her life, with Thomas describing her as a single mother "doing anything she could to look after her son.


"It's a very universal story," Thomas said. "I wanted to tell a story about a single mom. She makes some good choices. She makes some bad choices. Then she runs out of choices."


Thomas and Turnage fell for Anna Nicole while writing the opera, they say.


"I hope it comes through that we as writers love her," the composer said.

I can only imagine what an aura based on her infamous "Trim Spa baby!" commercials would sound like. Carmen this is not, but people have been flocking to the theater, as all six performances at London's Royal Opera House have sold out. Read the whole article here.

Justin Bieber is killed off on CSI...wait what?

Bieber: Wreck em, damn near killed them.  Oh, they did kill him, never mind.  

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Wait, Justin Bieber was on CSI...for a second time?

Man, is CSI slumming it. I've only seen two and a half episodes of this show and that was enough for me. I've never understood the appeal of the show. With outstanding shows like the Wire, the Shield and Southland, I see CSI and its spin-off to come across as bland and sometime silly. But, having the teen singing idol Justin Bieber on your show just smells of stunt casting.

But, it should be noted that K-Fed was on the show for no apparent reason too.

Then again, you can't pass this scene up without a bit of a chuckle.

Regardless of the crap, that last moment was the “bomb”.

Please, CSI, don't get Gaga on the show.

Britney Spears, Lesbian Icon

Britney Spears was elected to defeat the gay and lesbian icon Madonna and Lady Gaga.

Chanter Ooops I Did It Again it gets 31 percent of the vote in a poll of Orange County to determine the Equality Project's classic gay icon. Meanwhile Madonna, who is idolized singer Spears, ranked second with 25 percent of votes.

"When Madonna released a new album, She will occupy the first position again because he is the icon's largest gay community has ever had," said the organizer, Joel Waddell, as quoted from Aceshowbiz.

While Lady Gaga had to settle for just sitting in third position with 22 percent of the vote. Underneath is Kathy Perry with 12 percent of respondents.


The election Spears is not too surprising. In addition to the controversial figure, Spears has been named artist of the most watched in the television comedy series. Imagine, She managed to attract 13.1 million viewers during the show program on a TV station.

Conveyed gratitude Spears in its status in Twitter account. "I really like this. Thank you very much everything that has made this happen, "wrote Spears.

Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)

Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)

After watching the amusing review by Todd in the Shadows on the BEP song The Time, I had to watch the video for myself. My first thought is, “What were they thinking when they laid down the track?” Who created that strange thumping beat behind the robotic auto-tuning? You can mash this trance beat with the remake to the Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes song “Time of My Life”. It is like sticking an orange and can of chicken noodle soup into a blender. It doesn't work.

I mean the first minute isn't that bad for real, but then it turns into a bunch of robots attempting to sing a song. Can someone dance to this tin-can sounding mess? I know that music has taken a nosedive of late, but this is re-goshdarn-diculous.

So, what about the video? Well, it is okay. It does remind me of that Strong Bad E-mail with the virus attacking his computer. The video also reminds me of the Matrix except with a virus. I also half wanted Blade to show up and kick some ass.

I'm not sure how they did it, but they reached a new low with this song.

Notes

-Fergie once again looks completely different.  Okay, Fergie, you had enough facelifts to remove the “butter-face” moniker, but you might be heading into the Meg Ryan territory. 

-I will give the video credit for the degraded film visuals.  It reminds me of Silent Hill for some reason. The distorted videogame like blocks were cleverly used too.

-I hated the mini-cartoon versions of the band. 

-“We ain’t messing with no maggots” What does that even mean? 

Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts

~Re-watching DS9 “Emissary”: I'm currently going through the first episode and I am amazed on how much the show was good within the first episode. They seemed to get a handle on the characters from the start. While Rick Berman tried his best to downplay the darkness of the show, the first episode is very dark. The opening space battle with the Borg was impressive at the time and still holds up today. I still love the awkward meeting between Picard and Sisko. These are two different officers that probably would not have gotten along under normal circumstances.

~Automan review by Brad Jones: Holy crap, I actually remember this short-lived show. I remember loving the Automan car that zipped sideways between traffic. Glen Larson knew that this show was a direct response to Tron, so even brought in some of the Tron people to work on FX in order to keep from getting a lawsuit from Disney. But, I don't Disney really care about Tron at that point. Disney seemed to renew its interest in the product around the time of Kingdom Hearts II.

~Back to the Future score: I still enjoy listening to this amazing score by Alan Silvestri. I have to say it will be in my top ten favorite scores of all time.

~Why am I so excited about getting a new bicycle seat for tomorrow? It clearly shows I have no life if I am getting hyped about a newer seat to help me ride longer with less pain. That's right I’m talking about my ass again.