Monday, July 18, 2011
Obama's Economy Sucks So Bad, Mork Encino Wants to be Hunted for a Big Price
Mork Encino is 28 year old unemployed man from Utah. Life sucks so bad for Encino in the Obama economy, he has set up a new business that will allow him to collect the big bucks. The problem is he has to survive the hunt.
Encino has posted the challenge on his Web site, huntme4sport.com. He is actually permitting big game hunters to pay $10,000 to hunt him, which is something I saw in a movie once, but of course that was against the will of the participant, a beautiful young woman who was stripped naked and hunted like an animal by some sick killer.
For Encino, he plans to do this willingly.
The 28-year old Utah resident has created a website called, "Huntme4sport.com." His enterprise, as the Atlanta-Journal Constitution reports, is to allegedly offer his own body as target practice for well-heeled hunters.
The pricetag? $10,000. (An additional $2,000 is charged if the shooter wants to practice on a naked Encino.) For the target himself, the risks pale in comparison to the potential payout.
"I do like to think I have some tricks up my sleeve," Encino said during an interview with US 99.5, which bills itself as "America's Country Station. "But certainly the advantage is with the hunter."
While Encino goes on to note in the interview with the radio station that his mother is none to pleased with the "hubbub" over his cottage industry; it is that very attention to which he is hitching his star.
Why doesn't he just join the military? Obama has no problem letting Americans be shot at, and he is expanding operations. Best thing, it comes with a paycheck and benefits too. Not sure his superiors would enjoy the full monty battle scenario, but...
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